I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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