Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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