just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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