If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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