You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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