So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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