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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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