its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Help. Why am I so naked?
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