My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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