so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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