It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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