Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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