Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Couch. On fire.
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