He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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