physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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