I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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