The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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