Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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