Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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