I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Randomize
