last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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