...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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