He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I am one with the molecules
How many fucks given?
0.12846
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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