This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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