Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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