with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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