just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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