you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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