why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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