I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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