did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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