How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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