His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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