Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
