You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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