He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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