Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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