well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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