Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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