He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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