Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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