Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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