Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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