Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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