JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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