It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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