Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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