I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Randomize
