I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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