Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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