He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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