I want to stick my p in your. b.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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