you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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