Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Vodka?
Forever.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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