Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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